It is that amazing time of year folks: Hanukkah is over so all the little Jewish kids are back to their self loathing drudgery, everyone else is reaching the climax of Christmas anticipation, and another Fantasy Football season is coming a close. The cream has risen to the top and the bad apples spoiled the rest of the bunch. Two teams stand above mountain of corpses that used to be Natrone Means' Business Outing: The King of QUEEN!S and Heisenberg's Heros (sp). Everyone will sleep soundly knowing that they will not be bombarded by trade inquiries the next day by JJ and that Zach's team layed a stinker in the Playoffs. Toph's Chicago Goon Squad put up a whopping 170 points in the first round of the playoffs, but in his matchup with the #1 side his team came back to earth while till putting up a respectable 113 points, not enough to upset the top dawg. Dont forget to watch Sunday Brunch Phil but an absolute HURTIN on in the consulation bracket.
The King of QUEEN!S dominated the regular season locking up the number one seed weeks ago, featuring a 9 game winstreak snapped by none other then your boy Sunday Brunch Phil. The WR heavy squad has come through in the playoffs proving that no one needs RBs when you have Tony Romo's kicker in the month of December. Mr. Camarato also wins the title of having mysterious punctuation in the middle of his team name... hey, if it aint broke dont fix it. WAR EAGLE
Heisenberg's Heros danced into the championship on the back of Fantasy Hero Jamaal Charles and his legendary 5 touchdown performance. Mr. Miller's team currently features 4 quarterbacks: Matt Ryan, Andy Dalton, Alex Smith, and Ryan Tannehill, too bad he played the only one who scored than 20 points this week. Time to lay off the bay breezes down at the Hurricane Club in West Palm Scotty if you wanna take home the trophy this year. The Heros also win the award for caring more about punctuation than spelling in their team name.
Good Luck to the Competitors... winner gets a 2 day supply of EatTribal meals supplied by the Big Hairy Mammoths and discounted shares of both Arian Foster and Vernon Davis in IPO version 2.0 using the promo code: INJURYTUESDAY thanks to Natrix
PS - no mammoths were injured in the making of the Tribal Meals
PPS - I ran this blog through anonymous proxy server mirrors routed through Iran and Pakistan so the Ess-Ee-Sea cant get us for insider trading ;)
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