Not sure what Mikey Cazz Carey has been up to since we unofficially locked ourselves out in the preseason, but I've been busy. Lots of Lisa Ann Brazzers vids, repeatedly watching ambiguously gay Eric Winston say we are not gladiators and this is not the Coliseum, and plotting tons of awesome comebacks for whatever aspect of our fantasy football league Zach chooses to blow completely out of proportion next.
Pick Up of the Week, Presented by Scott Miller: William Powell (Ryan Williams replacement). How the fuck is he not on a team yet? If Ryan Williams could average like 2.1 YPC on the Cards, then IMAGINE what kind of numbers a guy no one has heard of can put up. If Powell isn't on a team by 12 midnight then I'll blow up a hospital (h/t Dark Knight).
UPDATE: Since I wrote this, Phil picked up William Powell. Apparently he values hospitals.
Random Thought: Talked trade with JJ for approximately two hours over the last two days and immediately pinpointed those as two of the most unproductive hours of my life. Can someone please verify whether JJ has ever successfully completed a trade? He's like Sean Payton sitting in a Superdome suite in a flannel shirt...just bringing nothing to the table.
Without further adieu, let's get down to business:
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hahaha guys well done, i enjoyed every part of this, especially the false fact that grant is playing me this week. I am playing edlin, and i plan to be "tom cruise running at you in the field" so be ready ed. #samuraisoldier
ReplyDeleteand im now cleaning up the puke i just spewed all over my studio setup, thanks guys, taht knee injury was almost as bad as whats about to happen when zach reads this.
btw in reference to your paul bearer comment, enjoy everyone
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